Help Me Not Slap a Bitch Tea

Have you tried Help Me Not Slap a Bitch yet?

This tea is AWESOME! And it usually sells out before I get the next shipment of ingredients in, which is in just a few more days. If you need to order, or reorder, now’s the time! Just email me – keribrown@keriskures.com

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Help Me Not Slap a Bitch tea is a powerful blend of medicinal herbs formulated to relieve your  physical and emotional discomfort due to menstrual cycle. Its delicious flavor is due to the main ingredient CHOCOLATE! That’s right, it turns out there is a medical reason we crave chocolate at that time of the month!  Because we use a medicinal grade cacao bean, this tea’s benefits are much more beneficial than munching a chocolate bar.

Although the FDA has not evaluated these statements, the ingredients in this tea have been subject to many scientific studies. Research has proven they have the following properties:
– energizes the nervous system

– diuretic

– induces euphoria

– increases progesterone

– regulate menstruation flow

– reduces headaches

– reduces breast tenderness

– reduces bloating

– reduces anxiety

– calms mood swings

– anti-inflammatory

– reduces pain

Best results are achieved by using this tea 3 – 4 times daily as soon as you begin to feel symptoms and throughout your monthly cycle.

In addition to the above, these ingredients have been used extensively by Native Americans over hundreds of generations for, among other things, alleviating uterine spasms, easing muscles and cramps, regulating the menstrual cycle, hot flashes, acne, migranes, lactation, fatigue, digestion, mental fatigue, anemia, reducing pain, calming anxiety, stress and nerves, and relieving tension.

Revolutionize your Tea Experience with Teafu

My nasty solution to messy tea balls

My nasty solution to messy tea balls

Gross, right? I know! I’m kind of embarrassed to put this out on the internet for all to see. EXCEPT that I need it to illustrate my point. Because I have solution!  It’s gotta be one of the best inventions ever for tea (besides my own creations of course :S). And as usual I have my best friend, Stacie Jacques, to thank. She gave me this:

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for Christmas. And to be honest, my first reaction (to myself, not aloud) was “Great!  Another one of those horrible teaspoon infusers.” I’m sure you’re familiar with the ones I mean. Those great ones that leak tea into your water if you try to put more than half a teaspoon of leaves in it. I find those to be the most awkward, unbalanced, unhelpful type of infuser. So needless to say I was more than a bit un-psyched with my present. Until I saw that it did this:

A tea infuser that balances so you can fill it? YAY!

A tea infuser that balances so you can fill it? YAY!

Then I was a bit intrigued. So I took it home and used it and was blown away. The TEAFU is awesome. Seriously. Here’s why:

1. It does not drip. All all. Ever. I don’t know how they do it, but I take it out of my tea and stand it upright on the counter and there is no horrible tea stain left behind. The handle isn’t even wet!

2. It squeezes! Yup. That’s right! In case you’re not already aware, this is a great feature if you drink medicinal tea, as it allows the water  to fully penetrate the herbs, releasing more of the active agents into the water.

3. As I have already pictorially mentioned, it stands on its own. Prime and revolutionary feature for us moms who are often trying to make tea one-handed.

4. I can’t speak with certainty about the longevity of the Teafu yet, but it certainly appears to be well made and from quality materials. Because of the high volume of tea I drink daily, both for joy and for work, I break a LOT of metal tea balls. I’m very excited to see if this one stands up to my needs as well as it looks like it will.

5. IT’S PURPLE! And if purple isn’t your favorite color, it comes in several others as well 🙂

 

I just wanted to take a minute to let you know that Dreamfarm is not paying me or reimbursing me in any way for recommending their product. I really am just genuinely impressed with this infuser. And I would never endorse a product I didn’t believe in anyway, even if they did pay me.

Help My Back Tea

helpmybackUpdated KK packaging 017Help My Back tea is a powerful blend of medicinal herbs formulated to relieve your  back pain.  Customers have described it as “a back massage in a cup”. Its delicious flavor may deceive you – drink just before bed because this tea is a strong muscle relaxer!

Although the FDA has not evaluated these statements, the ingredients in this tea have been subject to many scientific studies. Research has proven they have the following properties:
– counteracts mild insomnia
– anti-inflammatory
– reduces muscle spasms
– relieves anxiety
– sedative
Best results are achieved by using this tea daily over several weeks.

These ingredients have been used extensively by Native Americans over hundreds of generations for, among other things, alleviating muscle spasms, easing muscles and cramps, reducing pain, calming anxiety, stress and nerves, promoting sleep, and relieving tension.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease.

Help Mama Sleep Tea

helpmamasleepUpdated KK packaging 019Help Mama Sleep is a delicate blend of organic herbs will gently and safely help the expectant mom in your life relax into a blissful sleep. Its delicious flavor has been welcome through fierce nausea by our tasters. Do yourself a favor, get some safe, delicious sleep!

Although the FDA has not evaluated these statements, the ingredients in this tea have been subject to many scientific studies. Research has proven they have the following properties:
– reduce anxiety and insomnia
– reduce muscle spasms
– reduce inflammation
– calm ADHD
– sedative
Best results are achieved by using this tea daily over several weeks.

These ingredients have been used extensively by Native Americans over hundreds of generations for, among other things, calm nerves, reduce fatigue and ease insomnia, reduce muscle spasms, improve melancholy, reduce gas and ease colic, aid in digestion, among many more!

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease.

Help Baby Sleep Tea

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Updated KK packaging 019Help Baby Sleep is a delicate blend of organic herbs will gently and safely help your baby relax into a blissful sleep. Its delicious flavor appeals to young ones, and it can be used as often as baby needs, similar to gripe water.

Although the FDA has not evaluated these statements, the ingredients in this tea have been subject to many scientific studies. Research has proven they have the following properties:
– reduce anxiety and insomnia
– reduce muscle spasms
– reduce inflammation
– calm ADHD
– sedative
Best results are achieved by using this tea daily over several weeks.

These ingredients have been used extensively by Native Americans over hundreds of generations for, among other things, calm nerves, reduce fatigue and ease insomnia, reduce muscle spasms, improve melancholy, reduce gas and ease colic, aid in digestion, among many more!

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease.